high people should be assigned attendants
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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