Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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