So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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