So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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