That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
false alarm. still invincible.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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