do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Are we still banned from the library?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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