Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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