Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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