the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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