That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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