Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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