when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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