Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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