problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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