i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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