well I can't set my house on fire every night
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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