"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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