Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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