but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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