A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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