i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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