Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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