Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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