Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
birth control should be required to get into college
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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