Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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