im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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