We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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