I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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