i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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