yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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