does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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