Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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