her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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