She is in my trunk
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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