Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
her vagine was all disorganized.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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