how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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