I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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