Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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