I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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