Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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