I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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