we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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