Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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