How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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