I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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