I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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