Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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