but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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