why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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