He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
How does it feel to date your dad?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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