Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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