I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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