going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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