The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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