Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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