Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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